Is there a term limit for your position?

OOC: The be fair, if you don’t want ponies to think that your office is a bar, maybe you shouldn’t mix drinks while at work, just a thought.

OOC: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, when life gives you lemonade, you make a drink.

Old Fashioned cocktail recipe:

4.5 cl Bourbon or Rye whiskey

2 Dashes Angostura Bitters

1 sugar cube, or roughly a teaspoon of sugar

Few dashes plain water

Put the sugar in old-fashioned glass and saturate with bitters, add a dash of plain water.

Muddle until dissolve. 

Fill the glass with ice cubes and add whisky. 

Garnish with orange slice and a cocktail cherry.

Soundtrack

OOC: Finding accurate data on sexual orientation is a nightmarish task, this is based on statistics from the Kinsley institute, but the keyword here is “identify as”, the number of people having had a homosexual encounter is much higher. Oh, and I should prolly point out, the fact that something is common does not make it “normal”, in fact, the only thing that’s “normal” is a healthy amount of variation. 

OOC: This was actually inspired by a dream I had some time ago where I was just lying in bed and I kept seeing weird things while thinking “crap, I’m hallucinating, that can’t be good, I better call my doctor”, then I couldn’t move and I was thinking “damn, that’s REALLY not good!”… and then I woke up and realized that I was seeing weird shit cus I was dreaming and I couldn’t move because of sleep paralysis. The moral of the story is that dreams are weird.

Oh, and to be perfectly clear, only the first two panels of this comic, this and this was part of Ravens dream, and yes, I DID plan this from the beginning, I’m just glad someone noticed it.